Tmnut screamyx

hehe just realised taht my internet connection had showed a distinctive performance today...dun have any idea y thou..the line is capped at 1mbps which is equivalent to an approximative 80-120 kbps downstream speed...and now my p2p download client reached the DL speed of 400+ kbps haha....it's almost like a 5mbps line...however i checked the line rate on my modemn n it indicates 1024/512 DL/UL speed haha...impressive...something must have gone wrong to thier speed limitation module...i hope that my line stays uber 1337 like this forever and i'm willing take back my words on saying how bad streamyx is hehe...well it does sucks bigtime..depending on locations and gateways...each has thier own fckup problematic shyts ranging from frequenct-DCs, failed authentication services,fugly inconsistent/high pings to huge line rate deviation (<80% efficiency)





being one fella who makes full used to my connection like as in gaming, chatting,surfing, dling n pr0nos...ahahah...i'm quite aware of and sensitive about the performance of my line..i liek it smooth like its always all the time, any problems with it end up complaining the 1300-88-9515 directly hehe...its not cheap thou..rm88+26(line rental) per month...i deserves teh best out of what i payed for ma...teh funny thing is when ur complaining, these tmnut receptionist has this lil s2pid perception that thier customers are not computer/IT-literated...they think that every1 has been using the cheap modem that doesnt log the errors explaining what is going on apart from a router...althought its sad to see that their are many sohai ppl that dun even know that logging exist in routers..all they do is call the hotline n whine for nothing...some din even realise thier acc kena suspend..as if thier 1 month payment can sustain half year...cheh...



hehe...and again for those who are unfortunate enuff...being a sitting duck wont help to overcome oppression given by the incompetent ISP..u nid to call to thier unprofessional hotline services and scream as u like if u wish to kekez

Recp:hello..this is tmnet technical service may i help u?
User:*cut the crap*...errr i have problem wif my connection..
Recp:ok...boleh saya dapatkan user ID encik? (damn fck i hate this...i pressed #2 from the prompt ealier for english...now they start use teh fckin crude malay langauge)
User: ok...its XXXX (in this stage dun waste ur fckin time..the receptionist is s2pid i tell u..he will as again n again...what u do is for example an ID was to be ABCD u speak it clear along with confirmation code they use "Argentina, Brazil, China, Denmark"
Recp: ok.....*go check in thier comp*..ok...boleh saya tahu atas nama siapa akaun ini didaftarkan? (wtf cares la man...in the end ur company must also solve the prob)
User:ah kau/ngiao/tu
Recp: ok...terima kasih atas kerjasama encik...dan sekarang bolehkah encik jealaskan masalah yg ck hadapi?
User: ok...blabla yada yada bullshyto...(fck..thier might be no problem...)
Recp: ok...bolehkan encik buat troubleshoot blabla....(damn it here comes this stage...thier perceptions...they think that ur S2pid, ignorant, retard that they will call u do exactly as retard like what tehy always do like call u restart pc...ask modem/router brand...plug all the lien cables...switch modem n wait for 5 mins n reconnect back...ask bout ur operating OS...ur antivirus/spyware applications and how much pr0nos u have...and these dont even contribute to faulty network connections...man..wtf r they thinkin...seriously till now i'm still wondering thier technical knowledge on networks...n y Tmnut hired these retards?)
User: ok....(this 1 who did exactly what they told is a retard as well...if ur smart enuff...juz said that u've done that ealier as told from the previous call n skip these nonsense)
Recp: hmm...ok...*doubtful*
User: ....(now what u MUST do now is ask for a report to be launched...dun crap wif them any longer)
Recp: ok...boleh cik tunggu sebentar?(ok at this stage...u should be expecting a report number to be given...no report number means all the saliva u wasted ealier r totally gd for nothing..and u aint gonna have ur problem investigated..)
Recp: ok...ini nombor report encik...XX-XXXX-XXX sth like tat....( u must record it down...dun jzu hear it for fun...)
User:..is tat all?..( hell no...u still hav to worry about the technicians they will be assigning...what u have to do is tell the receptionist to include ur contact number into the report and asked the technicican to call before comign to ur house..i tell u...ihave faced these irresponsible fucktards b4..they never came actually...whereby i complaint to the hotline again...now this is wtf..they claimed that they did come..but i wasnt at home...but indeed i was at home whole day...goddamnit)
Recp: erm...ok..
User: *give the numbers*(ok he/she is useless to u now..u might either curse his/her mum with diff language that they dunno before ending the conversation kekez)

r u familar with this ad?...the original is quoted as " in a few SECONDS"..damn these fcktards..did they failed maths or sth? take an example for a 3mb size mp3 file...with 1mb/s line... the mb/s here means megaBITS per second....in which 1 byte = 8 bits....the time required can be determined by converting the speed rate into mBYTE/sec before operatign with the 3mb mp3 size....1mbps = 1/8mbps =0.125mbps...assume efficiency as 80%( losses in data looping....forwarding over diff servers) = 0.125mbps x 80/100 = 0.1mbps... so the time taken to finish DL assumed at FULL SPEED = 3mb/0.1mbps which is 30 seconds....lol 30 seconds = few seconds? how deceiving...this has been considered with thier prominent 1mbps package at full speed(rare..depends of server)...i'm still wondering if what Tmnut willbe like if they were to venture the Japan, Singapore and the Western countries...this can be regarded fraud seriously and might end up being filed a law suit against them...but in Malaysia..anythg can happen...coz Malaysia "boleh" ma....

they really did earned thier title

lolz of the day: Choices

another motivator pic i found interesting ahha

lolz of the day: The flag evolution

Came a across this pic sumwhr...how could they thought of these hahaa

What hurts the eyes?

i cant stop lauging looking at these pics...for u notti boys out thr....hope ur not eating while enjoying these...=P

This does resembles Hatsune Miku....i think she could also play as Misa in deathnote..cute 1 haha

well...both of them are just edge to perfection as Tifa from final fantasy..or could it be of the same girl?hmm...ok...in contrary lets check out the other 1...

scroll...

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slowly...
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*deng!*

pwnz0rd!!!111 what kinda Haruhi is this....*psst..enlarge n check out the fat...wink*




aww man...don't these fcktards own mirror?

fck it...so demoralizing..i wouldn't have loved the Claymore series that much if i were to witness this picture earlier...goddamnit...the degradation of Claire is horrible ><...fat n fugly..this is another example y westerners cant do well cosplaying characters in japanese animations...

Presentations? =P

oh yea....feels gd....stress released after finished bullshyting about my topic this late evening...It's been a while ever since my last presentation in my common 1st year in engineering...lets c the time gap...umm can say got like 1.5 year ahhaha...actually...the truth is i dun like presentations....for me its like the exposure which makes urself vulnerable to the public haha if ur not prepared...or act prepared =P...if u do well...then fine... but still gotta risk thru possible nerdy/s2pid/bone-searching questions which might fall on u ...if u fcked up....its not presentation...more like retardation haha...all these years...the most common retardation i've seen from some clowns are as:

1."and then and that....also"...style..kinda common..its nth wrg...thsoe words r kinda spammed its annoying sometimes...

2.robotcop style...the 1 whcih the person clench his fist and lock it

3.machine gun style....this 1 kinda rare...they own the WPS chart..(Words per second)this fella might think him/herself pro...talk with the fastest speed..usually with a note full of complete sentences..

4.The peeping style...haha this 1 soemtimes works...depends how u used it...kinda deceiveful if ur attention is distributed accordingly from time to time....or shall i say the awareness of the spectators...judges...

5.The recording machine....hehe dirty lil hack...most commonly used i think....can be noticed when u see they start looking up or to the sides..with a short halt...

6."act proficient"...this method aa...commonly used by some kiasu ppl...they will try to use the words which sounds "profound....technical..unfathomed...watever wif complexity and sounds fancy"to act pro...thinking that it might help to score lol...i bet some even dunno what the words they used meant...u can see it when there's difficulty and unfluent pronountiation hehe...or there's a sudden halt b4 his sentence full of "proness' starts playing..

7.But most ultimately...the "invisible style"...this is most rare 1...and also the most powerwtfomgbbq technique..u know y invisible? coz they not there la..they fong fei kei thier team mates....i juz seen this once before in my fren's group haha...they told me that he had promised to come the day ealier..but tml...msn off9...handphone off...watever trace of his bulu kuku also gone...haha...but later...i think its the "kamikaze style" coz the lecturer perma-ban him...and failed him from that course on the spot =_=" she rlly meant it...

see? Bush himself fcked up too soemtimes

i might skip class often...but not when there's presentations to check out others performance....haha sadist...well...not to laugh others that as if i've never committed these actins before...i actually did wahaha...no1 is perfect ma hehe

Scammers, lau chien wtf?

lol....this sem i received lots of shyts in my mailbox...apart of those telekom/electric/water bills, advertisement, pamphlets, agama sesat thingies and many more...to my suprise...this sem i get a lot of lanjiao-scam-shyt-wannabe brochures...some try to scame ppl say can help kena ToTo (Tolong Orang Tipu Orang?) and 4D...and gambling de also got here r some of the pics

tsk tsk tsk.....i wonder if those "du shen" skills are taught by these sifu...see that? straight flush aa...dun play play....thier slogan also power...." Tepat Cepat Nyata" aka "CHun....Mei.....Jia!!" in hokkien...lolz



damn...even problems in life they also offer solution...i wonder if they can help me get a liang moi gf =P...btw see the Hp numbers thr? dun be shy to try if interested...ahhaaha

4D uiseh....2448 big 100 small 100 !! fierce.....cheh can photoshop de ma or borrow ticket from ppl...if this sort of uber elite hack really works...y share it wif others? get rich urself ma si song lo? y nid expose diuz =_=" what i can say is each person has thier own luck...what's urs is urs...hehe not bad la...this year 4D got sponsor my little myvi 50% of its loan ahaha on Merdeka day ahhaha...25k from my plate num 8821 !! ahhah but not me buy la...is my mum de.. guess now i cant laugh her wasting her money in these lottery stuff which i used to do when she kena "chiak che"...but i do hope i get some commission from her...erm 10%? kekez


but the above that i show u ppl is not ' power n profesional(maybe alang2 pro) " enuff...dunno la...maybe is gd enuff to cheat ah ma , ah kong and some dumb fcks/retards...let me show u a more pro de..now we start with envelope...

See...now this is really something....1st they give u the international feeling...act class a bit la...hope can deceive some dumb fcc at the 1st stage...ok now lets proceed to its content...keke

E-lottery wtf?...i assume that they trying to pretend as Spanish lol....more like "the s2pid way to scam" jialt la...come on la man...if ur goign to cheat me...at least use a laser-color printed letter...not bubble-jet inks...and they think only they own the internet that no one will do research before believing them haha......here's the official site link that warns about this scam....they should hunt this syndicate down n sue the shyt outta thier sorry arse....http://www.lottery-syndicate-world.com/euro-millions-lottery-scam.html

So now...i guess u must be curious how much money lucky bastard like me won this time rite? well not "much" la...see for ur self hehee...can buy a few BMWs...jzu pick the best out of it hahaa



hehe typical scams...proceed is they try to ask for ur banking account and personal contact details..claiming that the reward is deposited in an offshore bank...yada yada bubu cha cha...ok cut the crap...they just 1 me to bank in an initial procedure payment in order to claim that shyt loads of money...and we all know this the most common scam..the basic 1.. (maybe not all...maybe thr r dumb fcks reading and dreamign right now that how they wish they recieved this letter by now jk jk)....so here's another form attached alogn with this congralutating letter hehe...




well well....now u've seen all eh not all....aiya..too bad i throw away those agama sesat 1...kinda interesting too u know? but i wondered if Yi chee fell into the agama sesat trick...coz got a weird bible in his room last time...not "standard" 1 la like catholic and methodist..i din realise until a fren of mine explored his room n noticed it...but gd la..i think he's aware of it so he left it behind...calling it a quit perhaps...but that fren of mine keep that bible himself omg...maybe he 1 join too...

ok now..what i wanna conclude is...there is no free shyts which LOOKS FOR U in this world without any effort k? hmm but u can tell tat i;m wrong...there is...from ur parents la diu haha...if not how u go Uni? whr u get ur food? whr u get ur shelter? ur pocket money?ur car?ur internet which u abuse for pr0n....well for me i consider myself lucky for being blessed from all these aspects...hahaz....inheritance all da wayzz

What multiplayer games meant to me

My first experience to lay a hand on FPS and multiplayer LAN game was on CounterStrike...back then i was in form 1...i do recall the sweet memories playing this game with my pals like lucas, shuan ung, sheng loong etc...we used to come to sch as early as 12pm....rush to the cyber cafe at kenyanlang n play a 15-20mins of thsi game and rush back to sch again before 12.40pm =_="...we are charged rm4 per hour which means we usually payed rm1.5 for that short silly game juz to compete our kills and brag about it haha later then....this culture of ours tend fade gradually as we move on to form2 then form 3...cant imagine how much money has been wasted due to it..god damnit

until form 4...i began to lose my interest in CS ever since i picked up on9 games when i get my streamyx connection haha...my first online game was Command and conquer Generals...and also that was the 1st original game i ever bought...not mistaken it costed me rm189...jeez...but its worth it since the pirated edision cant support on9 gameplay....

for thsoe who ever played this game...u should knwo roughly what i explained haha...if not jusge by common sense so......I learn a lot from this game. what i can say is this game helped me to develope self-confidence and eliminate the "kiasurism"...in this game nothing is unbeatble...it all depends on how u deal with ur opponent( but of coz he/she must be pro lar) . what i can conclude in this straetegic game is...the more u lose the more u learnt.....n u learn nth if u win coz ur juz repeating ur steps haha...i said so because those who could beat u means that they have found ur weakness or could have used a strategy u have never come to see b4...this 2 key elements will be the experience that will season ur skill...watch the replay..try to immitate or find another way to counter thier strategy....well of coz u might not fight the same ppl once again since there r so many ppl out there all aroudn the world.....y not apply strategy used against u early against other new opponents hahaha.....those who i consider pro are those "who did the unexpected, distractions and backstabs....."...n hell yeah i like these sort of opponents..

since i;m so obsessed with this game back then...i was nicknamed General by Jacky...damn it zz =_=" ...and also because of him...i get to know a fren from another sch which is also a hardcore player of this game and his name is Ting jiun. That guy is so eager to try my skill lvl ever since jacky told him about me...so he decided to meet me up and play a duel against him...we played our game at the tabuan CC...i won the 1st round...i have to admit that he's a tough opponent...especially hsi scouting skills which intercepted a lot of my dirty plans of sabotaging...back then...i can sense a bit bout his emotion taht he's quite unhappy wif the outcome...so he asked for a rematch the other day.

Not till like this hardcore and obsessed ok?

so, the next day we meet at the same CC again...n now he starts to set a rule in whcih we will play 2 more games taht each of us is eligible to choose teh map we desired for each game. so the game begin with him choosing a rather large map...the 1st round ended with my defeat...it was not easy for him to defeat me thou after going thru my resistance...well now i know what kinda player he is...a late game straetegist with mass formation of army.In short his tank controls and orientation is edge to perfection...juz like my Johor teammate in on9 gameplay...his play style does resembles him a lot...we proceed to the 2nd round where i choose a rather small map...very small indeed hehe...well well as expected...he never played this game on9 this means that he's very vulnerable to rushes...well a rush is what we called "investing all ur resource for the useful units gd enuff to down ur opponent in a short time"also known as "blitzkrieg" in german terminology..rather the same i think....most of my on9 winnings are based on rushes since it dont waste my time...<10>

ever since we get to know each other untill now..., that fella dun liek to tag with me in games...even we move on to playing DOTA..he will always view me as a straetegist rival which is competent for him...which means he dun liek to be in the same team as me...for example...playign dota among our frens in CC in shuffle player mode...if he were to be same team as me...he will call for a rematch to reshuffle again...as long we're both r in opposing side respectively...haha funny guy...however we do tag when there's match against the public. when we're on the same team, i felt safe n less pressured even facing pro opponents...i wonder if he felt the same too haha

early i mentioned about a johor guy being my most faithful on9 teammate rite?his name is leon.. well actually...its a suprised that he's a 36 year old man back then( tat time i was 16 lol)...with a family blessed with 2 daughters...no wonder he's a smart player la...edy so old..sure got rasional judgement and strategy la...zzz...we both make a perfect tag, but the only weakness of him is that he is weak in 1 v 1 solo games...what makes us the perfect team? well becoz being a rusher..i'm the short sighted player by most which makes me the deadliest frontline conquerer in our games whereby i secure resource for him to develop his plans......combined to Leon's late game planning..we're th perfect match against any player in 2 v 2 ladder...with a victory rate greater than 70% i presummed. thsi man spent most of his weekends with me pwning ass haha..i wonder his wife is unhappy o not becoz of this haha....oh yeah...i knew it...this year i baru realised that they have divorced leaving his 2 daughters with him...he claimed that his wife is the ultimate nagger which leads to this end...yet he still stands his ground of doign what he likes most...play C&C...he told me tat ever since the C&C series were release back in the years when he was 20+...he nvr missed playign a single 1...=_="

here is him lol..so old edy still play game ahahah

My car audio

for me...car audio has not been my interest all these while...until my bro come back to miri last week to visit his gf...to my suprise..this time he offered to give me his 'leftovers' within the stashes of boxs in the house...i've not devoted into housekeeping thus i dunno wat the heck r inside those trashes hehhe...

after raiding these shyts...he got out an Eclipse player...a pair of Fanatic tweeters and side speakers...and 2 amplifiers...1 big 1 small...some wires blabla...i believed that these r the remnants r from his kenari...no wonder la...these r all reject stuff...the set he installed on his kenari r more high spec than these. haiz...too bad he din install any new sounds system in his new harrier....if not i might have the chance to salvage some parts again haha...well in short...better than nothing i guess...my house have been broke into last sem break..but lcukily the thief got nothing since my cousin was awake to scare the shyt outta him...if not i would have got nothing by then ahhaha which might include my beloved desktop..

So after buying me the side door speaker sockets and the middle part myvi players fitting sockets, he made an appointment with "Megashine"...a shop which claims themselves specialized in car audio, alarm and tinting services...tsk tsk tsk...located just opposite the rear of Imperial mall...at 1st....due to my ignorance in these service pricings, i consulted my bro of how much the installation charges of these shyts will be...now these fees shall be settled by my own...well he said that rm300 approximatively...so i went to the shop the 1st day...fckin pissed..i tot i had an appointment with the shop n yet i see a bunch of cars ahead of me zzz...waste my fuel for coming town nia..but nvm at least i ate Kfc before coming back ahaha...i talked to the guy again n he promised that i'll be served tml morning..

the next day...i arrived again at 9am+...this time i skipped 3 tutorial classes wahaha...nvm la no marks allocated thr in the outline ma...jzu as long i dun fck up in labs/assigns/finals nuff said kekez......drive in n show the people they shyts i am going to install...so 1 of the tauke look here there n quoted rm400 for the installation service..wah wtf....after some of his explanation...the rm100 was split into 50 50 for replacing my current wires which is not long enough n some thermal(wtf? got heat dissipation meh)/vibration insulation sheets(optional) which will be used along with the sidespeakers...

damn it...at 1st i tot this entire process will be done in 1-2 hours...but the tauke said tat i will take roughly 3-4 hours omgg...so what to do...i cant go back now....n the tauke himself offered to take me home if i wanted...but i rejected...haha sohai 1...he had no idea how far i live from there without asking =_="....or maybe not... this service will include extra charges on my final bill lolz so what to do? bopein lo squat n wandering around looking these ppl working on my car lo...

wahlau..so "sim tia" aa see they demolished and raped my front side doors...they cut a hole of about 5-6 inch in diametres which penetrate both the plastic n iron region of the door...arghh its permanent scar T_T...but bopein lo...rather than having to listen to the crappy original sound system...ahh dun 1 see liaw la...i went for a stroll n lepak around Imperial mall before coming b to see the end result...here it is...

damn....the frame socket for the player is missing zz...its so laid out like tat

See that door speaker...beneath the door got hole i tell u...so disfigured...zz....haiz unfortunately something unfortunate happened during the testing....the right channel of the bigger Amp is not working wtf....no sound from the right diu!!!!so i'm left no choice but to replace it with the smaller 1..

*shrink*

so after all these installations..my car now has the boom boom haha...but no woofer has been installed yet...coz its not here in miri but in kch...jzu nid to buy the crate box...everythg else is ready..even the wiring has been done today in preparation for it...hope some1 is willing to pay for my woofer unit hehe...so what's being left at the moment is my original player together with the socket....so juz in case any of u myvi owners that happens to have ur player stolen...spoiled..exploded...let me know...i might consider selling mine to u >=) ahahahaah

Racist bastard

ok for all who read about the recent news...we all get to know that the fckin bastard "ah mad is mail" haha has been kicked out of his post as Umno divisional leader in a 3-year suspension...what has he done? well by calling the chinese as squatters who dont deserves to enjoy equal right wif the malays....damn it..its so freakin racist n unmatured remark..hear also beh song ar..screw tat fatty....well think again what will thsi country be like without the chinese...as we all know...the chinese have been playing the core role in Malaysia's economical development ever since its independence....how ashame, by claiming that we dont deserve equal rights means that he's trying to say that his own race is sort of imcompetent hahah...the chinese nids to play-along his handicapped mode in order to ease thier live lolz....its quite true...try to think b again hahaha

this "ah mad" in my opinion...he looks like hitler...now we can compare....hitler dislikes jews...n this fatty dislikes the chinese minority...n the jews are sorta alike the chinese...being the smart n growing population thoughout thier nation...but what i can say is hitler's scale of racism bigger...claiming that the world belong to the Aryans in the sense that they feel thier "cheng" far superiro that others.....n the other races must perish...wtf?? hehe but since hitler is the boss...he put his words into actions wif his gay Nazi army...having his panzer divisions, kriegmarines n luffwaffe force crawlign around Europe opressing others....hitler had also launched "final solution" plan to cleanst others out of thier sorry arse from earth.

now what he get?did he succeed? hell no...germany get multi-angled ass rape from nations all across the world even before his world racist domination dream come to a success...

oh yeah...from the west..the US monster cocks

from the east...russian hulks hahaa

imagine if the world is not bound to the govern of the United Nations...such like timeline of the ww2...if ahmad were to be the 1 who held power..what might happen...okay..it already HAPPENED by refering the May 13 incident during 1969. what i seriosuly think is that such people who held high political position like him should be exilled or even death penalty....3 years of post suspension means nothign seriosuly man....at least its a better decision rather than the ealier whereby the PM himself apologive on behalf on him wtf?

Let's get it started =P

So...after years viewing other's blogs to destroy my boredom...i figured out its time i start my own...hehe most of my frens have already started thier's...aiyer especially Kny..cant bliff this kid will blog too hahaa summore his ang mo also not bad...pro pro must praise ni....so unbeliveable...so i guess i'll the the 1 who comes late ><
but say nia la start blogging....for those who know me..i kinda procrasinates a lot...do things also " hangat-hangat tahi ayam" de kekez know what this malay idiom means?...so do pray that i stay active in developing my blogs wif bullshyts n stuff hahah..but for my readers out thr..i'm not a super-uber pro in my engrish k? as long u understand n knows how to interpret my meaning enuff lo hehe...