Presentations? =P

oh yea....feels gd....stress released after finished bullshyting about my topic this late evening...It's been a while ever since my last presentation in my common 1st year in engineering...lets c the time gap...umm can say got like 1.5 year ahhaha...actually...the truth is i dun like presentations....for me its like the exposure which makes urself vulnerable to the public haha if ur not prepared...or act prepared =P...if u do well...then fine... but still gotta risk thru possible nerdy/s2pid/bone-searching questions which might fall on u ...if u fcked up....its not presentation...more like retardation haha...all these years...the most common retardation i've seen from some clowns are as:

1."and then and that....also"...style..kinda common..its nth wrg...thsoe words r kinda spammed its annoying sometimes...

2.robotcop style...the 1 whcih the person clench his fist and lock it

3.machine gun style....this 1 kinda rare...they own the WPS chart..(Words per second)this fella might think him/herself pro...talk with the fastest speed..usually with a note full of complete sentences..

4.The peeping style...haha this 1 soemtimes works...depends how u used it...kinda deceiveful if ur attention is distributed accordingly from time to time....or shall i say the awareness of the spectators...judges...

5.The recording machine....hehe dirty lil hack...most commonly used i think....can be noticed when u see they start looking up or to the sides..with a short halt...

6."act proficient"...this method aa...commonly used by some kiasu ppl...they will try to use the words which sounds "profound....technical..unfathomed...watever wif complexity and sounds fancy"to act pro...thinking that it might help to score lol...i bet some even dunno what the words they used meant...u can see it when there's difficulty and unfluent pronountiation hehe...or there's a sudden halt b4 his sentence full of "proness' starts playing..

7.But most ultimately...the "invisible style"...this is most rare 1...and also the most powerwtfomgbbq technique..u know y invisible? coz they not there la..they fong fei kei thier team mates....i juz seen this once before in my fren's group haha...they told me that he had promised to come the day ealier..but tml...msn off9...handphone off...watever trace of his bulu kuku also gone...haha...but later...i think its the "kamikaze style" coz the lecturer perma-ban him...and failed him from that course on the spot =_=" she rlly meant it...

see? Bush himself fcked up too soemtimes

i might skip class often...but not when there's presentations to check out others performance....haha sadist...well...not to laugh others that as if i've never committed these actins before...i actually did wahaha...no1 is perfect ma hehe