Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tmnut screamyx


hehe just realised taht my internet connection had showed a distinctive performance today...dun have any idea y thou..the line is capped at 1mbps which is equivalent to an approximative 80-120 kbps downstream speed...and now my p2p download client reached the DL speed of 400+ kbps haha....it's almost like a 5mbps line...however i checked the line rate on my modemn n it indicates 1024/512 DL/UL speed haha...impressive...something must have gone wrong to thier speed limitation module...i hope that my line stays uber 1337 like this forever and i'm willing take back my words on saying how bad streamyx is hehe...well it does sucks bigtime..depending on locations and gateways...each has thier own fckup problematic shyts ranging from frequenct-DCs, failed authentication services,fugly inconsistent/high pings to huge line rate deviation (<80% efficiency)





being one fella who makes full used to my connection like as in gaming, chatting,surfing, dling n pr0nos...ahahah...i'm quite aware of and sensitive about the performance of my line..i liek it smooth like its always all the time, any problems with it end up complaining the 1300-88-9515 directly hehe...its not cheap thou..rm88+26(line rental) per month...i deserves teh best out of what i payed for ma...teh funny thing is when ur complaining, these tmnut receptionist has this lil s2pid perception that thier customers are not computer/IT-literated...they think that every1 has been using the cheap modem that doesnt log the errors explaining what is going on apart from a router...althought its sad to see that their are many sohai ppl that dun even know that logging exist in routers..all they do is call the hotline n whine for nothing...some din even realise thier acc kena suspend..as if thier 1 month payment can sustain half year...cheh...



hehe...and again for those who are unfortunate enuff...being a sitting duck wont help to overcome oppression given by the incompetent ISP..u nid to call to thier unprofessional hotline services and scream as u like if u wish to kekez

Recp:hello..this is tmnet technical service may i help u?
User:*cut the crap*...errr i have problem wif my connection..
Recp:ok...boleh saya dapatkan user ID encik? (damn fck i hate this...i pressed #2 from the prompt ealier for english...now they start use teh fckin crude malay langauge)
User: ok...its XXXX (in this stage dun waste ur fckin time..the receptionist is s2pid i tell u..he will as again n again...what u do is for example an ID was to be ABCD u speak it clear along with confirmation code they use "Argentina, Brazil, China, Denmark"
Recp: ok.....*go check in thier comp*..ok...boleh saya tahu atas nama siapa akaun ini didaftarkan? (wtf cares la man...in the end ur company must also solve the prob)
User:ah kau/ngiao/tu
Recp: ok...terima kasih atas kerjasama encik...dan sekarang bolehkah encik jealaskan masalah yg ck hadapi?
User: ok...blabla yada yada bullshyto...(fck..thier might be no problem...)
Recp: ok...bolehkan encik buat troubleshoot blabla....(damn it here comes this stage...thier perceptions...they think that ur S2pid, ignorant, retard that they will call u do exactly as retard like what tehy always do like call u restart pc...ask modem/router brand...plug all the lien cables...switch modem n wait for 5 mins n reconnect back...ask bout ur operating OS...ur antivirus/spyware applications and how much pr0nos u have...and these dont even contribute to faulty network connections...man..wtf r they thinkin...seriously till now i'm still wondering thier technical knowledge on networks...n y Tmnut hired these retards?)
User: ok....(this 1 who did exactly what they told is a retard as well...if ur smart enuff...juz said that u've done that ealier as told from the previous call n skip these nonsense)
Recp: hmm...ok...*doubtful*
User: ....(now what u MUST do now is ask for a report to be launched...dun crap wif them any longer)
Recp: ok...boleh cik tunggu sebentar?(ok at this stage...u should be expecting a report number to be given...no report number means all the saliva u wasted ealier r totally gd for nothing..and u aint gonna have ur problem investigated..)
Recp: ok...ini nombor report encik...XX-XXXX-XXX sth like tat....( u must record it down...dun jzu hear it for fun...)
User:..is tat all?..( hell no...u still hav to worry about the technicians they will be assigning...what u have to do is tell the receptionist to include ur contact number into the report and asked the technicican to call before comign to ur house..i tell u...ihave faced these irresponsible fucktards b4..they never came actually...whereby i complaint to the hotline again...now this is wtf..they claimed that they did come..but i wasnt at home...but indeed i was at home whole day...goddamnit)
Recp: erm...ok..
User: *give the numbers*(ok he/she is useless to u now..u might either curse his/her mum with diff language that they dunno before ending the conversation kekez)




r u familar with this ad?...the original is quoted as " in a few SECONDS"..damn these fcktards..did they failed maths or sth? take an example for a 3mb size mp3 file...with 1mb/s line... the mb/s here means megaBITS per second....in which 1 byte = 8 bits....the time required can be determined by converting the speed rate into mBYTE/sec before operatign with the 3mb mp3 size....1mbps = 1/8mbps =0.125mbps...assume efficiency as 80%( losses in data looping....forwarding over diff servers) = 0.125mbps x 80/100 = 0.1mbps... so the time taken to finish DL assumed at FULL SPEED = 3mb/0.1mbps which is 30 seconds....lol 30 seconds = few seconds? how deceiving...this has been considered with thier prominent 1mbps package at full speed(rare..depends of server)...i'm still wondering if what Tmnut willbe like if they were to venture the Japan, Singapore and the Western countries...this can be regarded fraud seriously and might end up being filed a law suit against them...but in Malaysia..anythg can happen...coz Malaysia "boleh" ma....




they really did earned thier title

1 comment:

Tan Chia Hui said...

i think TM should put do not ans tag on u... hehe. d next time u call them it'll show "do nt ans" then d operator leave d phone ring :P

P/S: both kch n miri being screw by u d. TM takes note on u for sure. hehe